"Can a man be brave if he is afraid?" "That is the only time a man can be brave."
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
I paused the episode I was watching and I was like oh he looks so pretty I’m gonna show tumblr and then I took a picture of my tv and this happened and now I’m crying
honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
Post racial Amerikkka
I’m so disgusted.
But its not about race you guys.
i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath
i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit
hahah you’re short
hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck
If you can even reach my neck
here i come motherfucker
a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it
c) Why would you do this
d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop